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Health Cop: “Stop Soda Pop!”

A world famous expert on alternative medicine, Dr. Maoshing Ni recently did a study on the health pros and cons of soft drinks. For the category of cons, he found a lot, for pros not so much.
First of all, they just about always contain little to no vitamins or other essential nutrients known in a [...]

Avoiding Soft Drink Monsters

The old saying “you are what you eat (and drink)” is certainly true in today’s modern society when diet drinks and junk food have become a large part of many people’s diets. Have you ever wondered why many carbonated beverages are simply not available in most “real” whole foods stores? And this also goes for [...]

Satire: Cola to save the world

How could Coca Cola help our environment?
The answer is simple:

Cola is black. Oil is black. Can you imagine the possibilities? Environmental terrorists could silently pollute oil reserves with coca cola, therefore making people suspicious of oil, and more likely to switch to alternative sources of energy.
Cola is a very acidic liquid. We all know that [...]