The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country’s love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public’s insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom. Apparently, “assforestation“, which stands for ass-related deforestation, is [...]
December 15, 2008 – 11:18 am
A new Dutch breakthrough invention makes it possible to reforest large desert and rocky areas on the planet in the coming years. Experiments in the Sahara desert have shown that the WaterBoxx allows trees to grow under harsh conditions and can provide them with sufficient water. The WaterBoxx looks like a plastic, rectangular bucket, with [...]
October 27, 2008 – 11:54 am
Amazon Health Products from StarseedOil on Vimeo.
October 7, 2008 – 3:56 pm
How could Coca Cola help our environment? The answer is simple: Cola is black. Oil is black. Can you imagine the possibilities? Environmental terrorists could silently pollute oil reserves with coca cola, therefore making people suspicious of oil, and more likely to switch to alternative sources of energy. Cola is a very acidic liquid. We [...]
September 18, 2008 – 10:49 am
How will the economic crisis affect the environment? I don’t know. But we have several speculations: On the “positive” side: 1. Falling oil prices will decrease the need for drilling in Alaska. 2. A global slowdown will decrease consumption rates for all products, including paper and wood, and therefore may lead to a slightly slower [...]
